Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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