Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
