Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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