i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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