Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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