Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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