Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.