so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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