yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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