We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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