dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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