he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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