Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point