so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.