Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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