Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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