Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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