My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Randomize
