There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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