So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ketchup is God's man juice
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Semen is not good for contacts.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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