quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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