protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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