READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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