There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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