bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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