try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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