Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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