I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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