She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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