i think my tv is drunk
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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