So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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