i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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