..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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