Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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