Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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