Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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