PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
its not stalking. its research.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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