no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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