does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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