North Korea, Best Korea!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
