Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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