at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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