Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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