i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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