Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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