I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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