Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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