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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?