Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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