Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We left the knife in your bed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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