Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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