hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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