I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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