8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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