This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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