You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
