ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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