i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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