The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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